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- Yadogan! - Nakagawa!
- Gaito! - Tachibana!
- Yabana! - Me...
I have someone I admire...
And I want to be like him...
Tetsuya "Dream" Wake!
I have a dream!
But what kind of person is that?
- Hey, Yumemaru! - Yes?
- I have a favor to ask you. - Yes?
Can you do this for me?
- This? - Anything is fine.
- Just like that? - Yes.
Nakagawa "Paradise".
Like this.
Paradise!
I see.
I'm a little embarrassed.
You can do it like this.
Paradise!
- You're embarrassed. - I'm embarrassed.
- Can you do one more? - One more?
- Yes. - Okay, then...
Piiia!
Oh, no!
- I'm not Poppy. - Piiia!
- I want you to do it like that. - That's the best part.
- So... - Yes?
- Yumemaru just... - Shut up and do it.
- Shut up and do it.
The really cool guy I'm aiming for is...
It's easy to understand.
- A guy who likes to go out. - Yes, you're right.
I think he's really cool.
- I'm aiming for that kind of guy. - Yes.
I want to increase the number of pull-outs.
This time, the four of us will do a pull-out tournament.
I'm going to make a tournament ticket now.
Obviously, you can't win without a pull-out.
- That's the kind of material we'll use. - Yes.
I want you to make a lot of pull-outs at home.
The one who runs out of pull-outs will lose.
- That's not a ticket. - Oh...
- I'm going to make a tournament ticket now... - Yes.
- And announce the items. - Yes.
Let's decide on a tournament for the four of us.
I'm going to put in the number that comes up.
- Oh, this one! - Ouch!
- Okay, it's here. - Yes.
- Number one, Tetsuya. - Number two, Toshimitsu.
- Oh! - Number four, Shibata.
- Number three! - So, in the first round...
- Toshimitsu and I won. - We won!
Today, we're going to ask questions about the first and second rounds.
Can you tell us about the first round?
The first round is...
- Monoboke competition. - I see.
- By the way, what is "mono"? - Yes, it's here.
- See? - Oh, it's this one!
It's this one with the snow cut.
The judges will decide what we think is "monoboke".
- We asked for a judge. - Oh, we have a judge!
- There are two people other than me. - So, there are three judges in total.
- So, it'd be nice if we had two judges. - That's right.
- Is it okay to have three judges? - If we have two blue judges out of three...
- By the way, we can't take notes this time. - We can't!
- We can't take notes during the competition. - That's not good!
- If we get rejected, we can't take notes. - That's not good.
- Now, let's hear about the second round. - The second round is...
- Self-introduction competition. - Oh, no!
Self-introduction competition! Oh, no!
- Sorry about that. Thank you. - Self-introduction competition...
- Monoboke competition is too easy! - No, it's not.
- It's easy to feel good about it. - What?
- As a result of this competition, there will be a final round.
- First of all, let's focus on the task in front of us. - Yes.
- "Omoshiro-ou" (Funny-ou)
- This is... - It's not "hikidashi-ou".
- What is "hikidashi-ou"? - It's not "hikidashi - ou".
- It's just "omoshiro-ou". - "Omoshiro-ou" means...
- It's about the power you generate on the spot. - I see.
- This is preparation power. - Then, next week...
- We'll have a preliminary round. - Yes.
- Thank you for your cooperation. - Thank you for your cooperation.
"Omoshiro-ou" (Funny-ou)
- Here we are. - Here we are.
- Isn't it crazy? - No, it's not crazy.
- We're going to decide whether it's funny or not. - Don't say crazy things!
- It's over. - How do you feel?
- Why are you suddenly like a judge?
- You've become a proper judge. - No, I'm not.
- I'm really looking forward to it today.
- But this time, we don't really care
- whether it's funny or not.
- We don't have any doubts and we're confident
- whether we can pull it out and hit it.
- I don't think we've been preparing for a week.
- First of all, me and Toshimitsu
- We're going to use "omoshira-ou" (Funny-ou)
- This is funny.
- I wish I had a cell phone.
- Okay, you two.
- Please decide who goes first with rock-paper - scissors.
- Rock-paper-scissors.
- Let's do it like this.
- Okay, it's a draw.
- First round. Ready...
- Start!
- Hey, don't move!
- Don't move, you!
- I'm going to hit you with "omoshira-ou"!
- It's a draw.
- It's too funny.
- I think we have a lot of "omoshira-ou" cards.
- Let's go.
- Good.
- I'm going to hit you with "koi-de-kuta-ou"!
- Hey!
- If I had won the game,
- I would have lit up
- the ramen!
- It's a joke.
- You're crazy!
- It's too funny.
- What?
- Are you okay?
- You washed your hands properly.
Teacher, I can't write it in Yugiri, so can I write it in pen?
His name is Yugiri.
Hey, hey! It hasn't been three minutes yet! Wait for me, Shikigami!
Okay, I see!
Oh, you got hit.
There's another version.
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Go!
Okay, it's a rat's voice!
Oh, you're amazing, teacher! You're amazing, too!
And you're so strong! You're an uppercut!
Ahhhhhh!
Can you do it?
Ahhhhhh! Ahh! Ahh! Ah! No good! I can't catch the bugs! I can only catch the audience's hearts with ramen!
Wow! You made this! New goods of Ayumi Hamasaki!
Where is it?!
Well, there are two of them.
This is it. I wanted to do it like this, but it's kind of weird.
I'm really nervous, but I'm very happy.
Teacher, I can't write it in pen!
Okay, go ahead.
Thank you very much!
Yeah.
This isn't Yugiriki, it's not Hachibigo...
Ahhhhhh!
Shhhhhh!
It's Tetsuya Maru's voice.
Yeah, it's Tetsuya's voice now.
Ahhhhhh!
Kintore Yugiriki!
Shhhhhh!
What did you say?
Kintore Yugiriki.
Ah, Kintore Yugiriki.
I'll do it next to you.
Ahhhhhh!
Gyakujyuryoku Yugiriki!
Hahaha!
Gyakujyuryoku...
Happy birthday.
Here you go.
Yugiriki.
Hahaha!
Shhhhhh!
It's getting weird.
I couldn't say a single word.
Yeah, it's hard to say.
Here you go.
Wait, is this it?
Could this be...
not Volkswagen, but...
tonkotsu ramen?!
Not a company, but...
Hahaha!
It's a match!
Hahaha!
Uraahhh!
Einjanutsutari!
Shhhhhh!
Whoa!
An alien's neck?
Don't say that.
Booooooom!
It's so gross!
Ah, this is it!
Shhhhhh!
Ah...
It's an infinite toilet!
Gzz...
An infinite...
An infinite toilet!
Just spilling out...
Is that what you mean?
That won't do! You won't remember what you said!
Oh, so you'd better say it for me!
Yes.
Upwards.
Yes, to the right.
Yes, right.
To the left.
Yes, yes!
Yes, I saw it all!
He's entirely less dialed in than ever!
You're right!
Satsuki came right up!
I'm nervous, Kanta.
Welcome...
Hm?
Hm?!
There's still something like that.
Pi... Pi...
Your balance is 380 yen.
Oh...
It's okay, I'll pay for it.
Your power is getting weaker.
Completely.
Go! It's a dig! It's a high speed movement!
My back!
Time's up!
The winner is...
Tetsuya!
That was fun!
Thank you!
Nice one, Ryo!
Let's move on to the second match of the first round.
Please change places.
We'll start with Shibayu-san.
Please introduce yourself in a funny way!
Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
Renge-de-hokyo! Renge-de-hokyo!
Weird Hokkyo!
I'm Shibayu!
You haven't said anything to Shibayu, have you?
Shibayu doesn't know how to joke.
I-i-yume-maru-ore. I-i-yume-maru-ore.
My name is Yumemaru Myoujiba-ku-i-ta.
I'm so glad you won!
I'm so sorry!
I know it's hard for you, but...
Let me do it!
I'll jump!
Shibayu-no-shi!
Exciting!
Shibayu-no-ba!
Ba-fun!
Shibayu-no-yu!
Where are you, Shibayu-no-desu?!
Contestant-sensei!
Sensei! My name is Yumemaru!
Ubu-yu.
Sa-yu.
Oka-yu.
Fo-yu.
Shiba-yu.
That's amazing.
It's like a symphony.
Chichai-maru. Okkii-maru. Yumemaru-desu!
I like this one.
Let's do it one more time.
SHI-BA-YU-KEN-ARAI!
Everyone, stand up and do it!
Ai, ai. Ai, ai.
Chokketeru Yumemaru-desu!
Your back is crazy.
Nice, nice.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!
Wow, you're working out a lot!
SHI-BA-YU-KEN-ARAI!
Dreams are big, bodies are round.
The symbol of peace for everyone, Yumemaru-desu!
Peace-do-hey-re-tsu-kai-no-wow-ro-den-bang!
SHI-BA-YU-KEN-ARAI!
Yumemaru-desu!
It's not a battle of "kizumatsugeru", is it?
I don't like it.
Let me go!
Ah, hello, I'm Yumemaru-desu.
Watch out!
It's my first time.
Watch out, watch out!
Um...
Geponika-geponika-pepaningu!
Ah, this is fun!
SHI-BA-YU-KEN-ARAI!
Wow, you're working out a lot!
Is it getting harder and harder?
SANKAKU-SHI...
One more time?
What did you say?
Let me go!
SANKAKU-SHIKAKU-YUMEMARU...
My name is Shibata Shibai, and I was born and raised in Shibata.
He hasn't said a single word in a row.
That was close!
He's strict.
Hello, my name is Shibata Yusuke.
I don't know how to say "shibata" in Japanese, so I'll explain it for you.
It's "den" from "konden enen shizai".
It's easy!
You can do it!
My name is Yubimori.
Time's up!
I can't believe it!
You just thought of it!
So, Shibayu won the second match of the first round!
So, it's a final match between Tetsuya and Shibayu.
I'll announce the topic of the final match.
Please do.
It's "episode talk".
What's your problem?
I'll just specify "talking".
Speaking of Shinkansen...
That's a good topic!
Speaking of Shinkansen, it's about my friend.
Anything can happen!
I see.
Good luck, Shibayu!
Shibayu won the second match of the first round!
The day has come!
Time's up!
This is the final match!
Huh? Wait a minute...
Oh, you're right. You've changed your face.
Of course, it's the final match.
Oh, a special judge.
He's from Kansai, but he's strict.
Well, even if we lose,
there's something about Gansen
that we can talk about,
and in the end,
I think it will be a good match
if you have something like us,
so we would like you to fight until you run out of handkerchiefs.
It's like Taishou Guujou!
I ran out of handkerchiefs earlier than expected,
so I aimed for a bullet wound.
I see.
Please give us a short talk about Shinkansen and Iieba.
Thank you for having me.
Shinkansen and Iieba...
The other day, I got married
and proposed to her.
I moved by Shinkansen,
and I, who shouldn't be in Tokyo,
appeared with a bouquet of roses
in a taxi drive.
I directed it,
and I also rented a taxi drive in Okazaki.
I also bought roses in a flower shop in Okazaki,
and I moved by Shinkansen
with a bouquet of flowers
next to me.
Then, a security guard
who was driving in the Shinkansen
suddenly talked to me and said,
Is it your birthday?
I was surprised and danced.
Oh, yes!
The security guard also said,
Oh, that's nice.
Somehow, in my heart,
I proposed to her
on my birthday.
I was so confused that I deceived her.
When the security guard came back,
I said, "Oh, I'm sorry.
I said it was my birthday,
but I actually proposed to her today."
I had to hide it.
Then,
the security guard also said,
I thought so.
He said,
I didn't know you had such a wonderful bouquet.
"I was moved,
so can I take a picture with you?"
The security guard said,
Yes, of course!
The security guard also said,
"I used to propose,
but I'm nervous now,
so good luck!"
I'll make it happen!
I went to Tokyo
and got married.
Security guard,
are you watching me?
I grabbed
my happiness
before the security guard!
Great!
Good story!
It's cute.
It's a good story.
Speaking of Shinkansen,
when I was in elementary school,
there was a girl named Nozomi and Hikari.
Oh, a Shinkansen duo!
Well, at the time, it wasn't called that,
but they were two pretty cute girls.
I was in elementary school and I was talking about which girl I wanted,
and I was getting a little bit of a rampage.
And I've been thinking about it for a while.
Well, Hikari and Nozomi are fine,
but when I was wondering if there was anything else,
"Attack 25" started playing on my family's TV,
and Kodama Kiyoshi appeared.
Another one added!
I thought.
There's such a love triangle!
I thought.
Nozomi, Hikari, and Kodama appeared.
I thought, "Oh!"
Wow, that's a great story.
Speaking of Shinkansen,
there was a location shoot in Osaka the other day.
On my way back, I went home with Takeshi alone.
When I was about to get off,
I was suddenly talked to by someone who was a little younger than me.
"Take a picture of me," I said.
"Sure," he said.
He was a baseball player.
"Excuse me, I don't know much about baseball," I said.
He's Naoto Ishiguchi of the Rakuten Eagles.
He's a first-team player who's played about 33 games.
When I tried to take a picture of him, his cell phone ran out of battery and I thought, "Wow, this is the moment I take a picture of him."
Thanks to him, I was able to send him a DM on Twitter and Instagram.
I support Naoto Ishiguchi and the Rakuten Golden Shinkansen Eagles in the middle of the day in the prefecture.
Please do your best.
Speaking of Shinkansen, I have a two-year-old child and I love Shinkansen.
My two-year-old child hasn't been able to say "Shinkansen" yet.
He's been calling Shinkansen "cheetah-chi" all the time.
I had a cheetah-chi.
When he sees Shinkansen goods, he says "cheetah- chi" and plays with it.
When I was talking to an adult the other day, I said, "I'm going to Aichi from now on."
When I was asked, "Are you going to Nari?"
I'm going to Cheetah-chi.
I said it and made a mistake.
It's funny.
It's like "I'm talking about my friend."
Speaking of Shinkansen, we usually take Tokaido Shinkansen, but we went to Sendai for shooting and took Tohoku Shinkansen.
Then, there was a better seat above the green car in the designated seat.
I thought I'd try it for the first time and got on it.
There were few people and the luxury feeling was completely different from the green car.
It was like an airplane.
I thought, "Wow, this seat is amazing."
I sat down.
Then, someone with an aura walked up to me and passed me by.
Huh?
When I looked closely, it said, "PICO-san."
Wow, I saw an entertainer.
I thought and got up.
It was a long time ago.
Now that I think about it, I don't know if it was an old woman.
I really don't know which one it is.
Now that I think about it, I don't know if it was PICO- san or an old woman.
I'm not good at saying things.
Now that I think about it, it may be an old woman.
I was thinking about what I should say.
Then, just a little while ago...
Oh, I remembered!
What I saw was...
an old woman.
(Laughter)
Shh!
Speaking of Shinkansen,
A friend of mine recommended me a movie.
A movie called Shinkansen is really interesting.
Shinkansen? Is there such a movie? I said.
Well, it doesn't look interesting, but I thought I'd watch it.
It says Korean movie "New Kansai"
Shinkansen! Is it such a joke? I thought and watched it.
In Shinkansen, zombies spread out and in this man's luggage like this
He walks like this so that he doesn't get caught by the zombies with his whole body walking back and forth like this.
I thought it would be very narrow to walk like this with my whole body walking back and forth like this.
Shh! It's out. It's out. It's out.
It's the fourth week. The fourth week. Yes.
Speaking of Shinkansen, there is something like a little funny word game.
In Japanese, if you say "Nobita-kun", you can usually hear "Nobita-kun".
If you say "Nubitake", you can hear it like a foreigner saying "Nobita-kun".
I'll try it.
Nubitake.
I'm just saying "Nubitaken", but it sounds like a foreigner saying "Nobita-kun".
It's also on Shinkansen.
If you say "Shinkansen, you!" you'll be a very troubled countryman.
I'll go.
Shinkansen, you!
How about you?
It's like pulling out.
I was surprised!
Speaking of Shinkansen, I ride it every week.
Once I was a little angry.
There was an old woman in the front seat.
She has a lot of luggage.
She put a lot of luggage in the luggage rack.
She was sticking out of my seat.
The string of my backpack was coming down from my luggage.
I thought it was annoying.
If you look closely, you can see it coming out of the gap between the seats.
It was an iPhone lightning cable.
I thought it was my chance.
This lightning cable is probably a charging cable.
I'm going to plug it in and discharge it a little.
About 3%.
It's a gamble.
I'm going to put this charging cable in my cell phone.
Even if you put it in, nothing happens.
I thought it was strange.
The sound of the AirPods I'm listening to is coming out.
I thought it was strange.
The sound of the AirPods I'm listening to is coming out.
He is a liar.
Everything I said now is a lie.
There are three "N"s in "Shinkansen".
"Shinkansen" is a nice word to hear.
I hope you can use it in a rap battle.
It's surprisingly difficult to think about how to use it.
My recommendation is "Chinhyakkei".
"Shinkansen" and "Chinhyakkei" are my recommendations.
For example, "Let's go on a trip."
From Shinkansen, you can see this scenery.
Chinhyakkei
I think it's good to use it like that.
There are other synonyms.
"Chinhyakkei" and "N700kei" are also good synonyms.
"Chinhyakkei" and "N700kei" are good synonyms.
Everything I said now is a lie.
Is that so?
"Shinkansen" is a word that children like.
I ride "Shinkansen" with five and two-year-olds.
Once in a while, I run to the passage.
Oh, my God!
It's hard for me, too.
A two-year-old said, "Wow!"
I'm eating lunch.
I can't touch it.
Oh, my God!
Someone brought me here.
There is a very heroic person.
Be careful.
That person said.
It's a long-distance ride.
This is real.
Wow!
That's amazing!
I'm being invited.
Be careful.
"Shinkansen" is a word that I don't say I won't die.
I believe in it and ride it with peace of mind.
If there is an earthquake in Japan, "Shinkansen" is a word that children like.
It seems that there is a system that automatically brakes the moment it detects a shake, and it seems that there is a device that detects an earthquake and brakes it in 2 seconds.
Research is also progressing, and it seems that research is progressing from the occurrence of an earthquake to braking in 0.5 seconds.
I thought it was wonderful.
Humans can't do that much.
But I thought it might be better for humans to do it instead of machines.
Humans may not be so fast and may not be able to ride it.
There may be various mistakes, but I think humans should do it even if they are anxious.
Because it's better not to be confident.
Thank you.
Speaking of "Shinkansen", there was a time when the old man in the front seat seemed to be in a daze.
If you look closely, you can see a screen that looks like you're looking at an erotic site in the window glass.
And since the old man was in a daze, I thought, "Wow, this person is good. This person is good."
And after a while, I went to the bathroom.
And I went there with the feeling of going to see it.
And when I went to the bathroom, I heard a sound like "kachakacha".
I heard a sound like "Are you doing your belt kachakacha?"
It's been a long time since I peed, and I thought I was doing it completely.
When I thought I was doing it, it was me.
When I thought an old man was doing it, it was me.
It was me!
I was surprised.
I knew it!
The winner is...
Tetsuya!
Thank you.
It was a good game.
When I was told I could do it, I thought I could only do 0 or 1.
But I prepared for a week and I could do it.
I think I can give you some tips.
If you think about it for a week, you can make a difference.
Why don't you try it at school or work?
It was a great game.
Thank you very much.
The winner is...
Thank you!
I feel refreshed.
Did I win?